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May 13, 2008

Farout man! This is cool sh*t!

#define like { 
#define man ;} 
#define an ; 
#define SayBro /* 
#define CheckItOut */ 

SayBro like, this is some rad shit, so CheckItOut 

like 
a = b 
an 
c = d 
man 

SayBro, like who needs help from them compiler choads anyway? 
THIS is the way to write CLEAR code. I mean really! CheckItOut 

like SayBro this is ShellSort straight out of the white book, but in a readable form. 
CheckItOut man 

#define YoDude for( 
#define OK ) 
#define is = 
#define AND && 
#define as 
#define Do 
#define long 
#define some 
#define make 
#define shit 
#define FAROUT 

shell( v, n ) SayBro sort v[ 0 ]...v[ n - 1 ] into increasing order CheckItOut 
int v[], n; 

like int gap, i, j, temp; 

YoDude gap is n/2 an as long as gap ] 0 Do some shit an make gap /=2 OK 
YoDude i is gap an as long as i [ n Do some shit an make i++ OK 
YoDude j is i - gap an as long as j ]= 0 AND v[ j ] ] v[ j + gap ] Do 
some shit an make j -= gap OK 
like 
temp is v[ j ] an 
v[ j ] is v[ j + gap ] an 
v[ j + gap ] is temp 
man 
FAROUT man 


Coded by: Joe Smythe (1)
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Submitted on: January 9, 2002
Category: Ranting
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Programming language: C or C++
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