Most Embarassing Moment

<!--- Setup initial parameters --->
<cfset iAwakeStatus = 1>
<cfset iHungryStatus = 1>

<!--- Analyze current situation --->
<cfif iAwakeStatus Is 1 And iHungryStatus Is 1>
  <!--- Check what is for breakfast --->
  <cfexecute name="AnalyzeFridge" arguments="-meal breakfast" outputfile="./data/results.txt">

  <!--- Analyze results of breakfast check --->
  <cf_analyzeresults meal="breakfast">

  <!--- Check to see if all is ready --->
  <cfif iMealItemsRequired Is Not 0>
    <!--- Go to the store --->
	<cf_gotostore item="self">
	
	<!--- Pick up items at store --->
  	<cfloop collection="MealItemsRequired" index="i">
			<cf_pickupitem item="#MealItemsRequired[i]#">
	</cfloop>
	
	<!--- Pay for items --->
  	<cfloop collection="MealItemsRequired" index="i">
			<cf_payforitem item="#MealItemsRequired[i]#">
	</cfloop>
	
	<cfloop index="i" from="1" to="100">
		<cf_laughterengine volume="#i#">
	</cfloop>
	
	<cf_notice event="fly_is_down" parameters="hanging_out=true,crowd_is_staring=true>
	<cf_embarass mode="1" defense="run">
  </cfif>

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Rating: Hilarious

By: Taxi