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May 15, 2008

How to choose your next date on a dating site

/* Men's most queried */

SELECT MAX(10,0) fname, lname, address, vagina_moistness_level, anus_cleanliness_level, willingness_to_swallow_level FROM tblBitches 
WHERE location_id IN (1,3,7,19,28) 
AND vagina_moistness_level > 10 
AND anus_cleanliness_level > 100
AND willingness_to_swallow = 1
ORDER BY breast_quality_level DESC, breast_size DESC

Resultset:
Query returned no records.

Customer reaction:
Crying.


/* Women's most queried */

SELECT MAX(10,0) fname, lname, address, penis_size, penis_quality, penis_stiffness, willingness_to_eat_out, bank_account_balance,
will_cheat
FROM tblBastards
WHERE location_id IN (1,3,7,19,28) 
AND penis_size >= 8 
AND penis_quality >= 90
AND willingness_to_eat_out = 1
AND will_cheat = 0
ORDER BY bank_account_balance DESC, penis_quality DESC, penis_size DESC

Resultset:
Query returned no records.

Customer reaction:
Crying.


Coded by: Bump in the Night (9)
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Submitted on: February 20, 2003
Category: Adult
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Programming language: PL-SQL
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Viewed by: 7277 unique visitors


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