Motha Fucka

<cfsetting enablecfoutputonly="No">
<!---------------------------------------------------------------------
  Custom Tag: <cf_mothafucka>
    Release: 2/10/2003
    
  Author: A mothafucka
  mailto:censored@censoreddomain.com
    
  What does it do?
    <cf_mothafucka> is a custom control written in ColdFusion.  
	While it is a questionable tag, at some point or another someone has to f**k a mother (or a mother to be).
	This tag provides a well lubricated tag to facilitate the entry points in this process.
      
  Disclaimer:
	This custom tag is programmed and licensed for the sole use by mother f**kers
     
  Input Parameters 
    Parameter Name [data type](default value):
    Required:
      MotherID [integer]: This is the mother that we are lubricating
      
	Optional:
	  None
	  
  Modification List:
                    
  Additional Notes:
    <cf_mothafucka> is only compatible with CF 4.01+;
    If you have any problems or comments with this tag please
    don't email me, I don't need your sloppy seconds.
        
  Usage:
    <cf_mothafucka
	  MotherID="1"
    >

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<!--- Data source authentication information --->
<cfset DBUSERNAME="mothafucka">
<cfset DBPASSWORD="censored">

<!--- Validation for Required Attribs (FormName & FieldName) --->
<cfif NOT isDefined("Attributes.MotherID")><!--- Check required parameter sodate --->
  <!--- Error Found! Get outta my tag --->
  <cfabort showerror="<blockquote><b>Error in the execution of cf_mothafucka</b><BR><BR>
    Please provide a ""MotherID"" to allow for the pre-lubrication phase.#RepeatString(" ",10)#<p> <p>">
</cfif>

<!--- Recordset to find out mother that requires lubrication --->
<CFQUERY NAME="qGetMother" DATASOURCE="#application.dsn#" username="#dbusername#" password="#dbpassword#">
	SELECT name = first_name + ' ' + last_name
		FROM tblMother
		WHERE mother_id = #Attributes.MotherID#
</CFQUERY>	

<!--- Loop through prerequired processes --->
<cf_lubricate MotherID="#Attributes.MotherID#">

<cfloop from="1" to="1000" index="i">
	<cf_penetrate MotherID="#Attributes.MotherID#">
</cfloop>

<cf_orgasm MotherID="#Attributes.MotherID#">

Ratings & Comments

The following ratings and comments have been submitted about this code:

Rating: Hilarious

Unbelievable! Programming has never been so fun! And easy!

By: Reido