How to throw a baseball

$status = PickUpBall();
if ($status) {
    GrabCrotch();
    TossBall();
} else {
    echo "Can't you even pick up a ball?!";
}

Ratings & Comments

The following ratings and comments have been submitted about this code:

Rating: Funny

By: Bump in the Night

Rating: Okay

By: Taxi

Rating: Hilarious

By: rellum