How to meet the woman of your dreams.

if (WomanOfDreamsProximity == "Close") {
   VoicePitch = VoicePitch - 10db;
   EyeStatus = "Wink";
   if (Hair == "Messy") {
      SpitOnHand(StyleHair);
   }
   Spray(BreathFreshener);
   if (BreathFreshenerDestination == "Eyeball") {
       CryLikeABaby();
	   Run(away);
	   exit;
   }
   loop while (DistanceToWoman > 0) {
       if ((DistanceToWoman mod 2) = 0) {
          MoveLeftFoot(forward);
	   } else {
	      MoveRightFoot(forward);
	   }
   }
   Begin(Conversation);
   if (ConversationResponse == "Hostile") {
      exit;
   } else {
      Giggle(LikeSchoolgirl);
	  InviteWoman(Home);
   }
}

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Rating: Hilarious

This is the best and funniest code I've ever read!!!! Thanks! LOL

By: Bump in the Night